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So as we now I am an adult. A woman. And my husband isn’t always home. You get where this is leading to right?! Good.

MyPleasure a leading online retailer of sex toys sent me a little novelty item to “play” around with and let you know what I think. First I know exactly your first thought, “Oh please dear lord don’t let her tell us about her orgasm in detail” and while I can be a pretty tacky person – I’m going to just let you sit there and wonder what the details are. Have fun with that.

I digress.

MyPleasure sent me the Fairy Pocket Mini USB.

About the Fairy Pocket Mini:

Everyone loves the original Fairy Mini Wand for its compact size and super power. But if you need something even smaller, but still want the power, go with the Fairy Pocket Mini.
At a mere 2.4 ounces with a overall size of 5 ¾” x 1″, this vibe puts the “rocket” in “pocket rocket” and will definitely get the job done, on the road, in the office … wherever and whenever you need it! And it charges right from your computer via USB!

• High-quality, dual-speed, Japanese motor (11,000 rpm) is very powerful (even on low) and super quiet
• Rechargeable … 90 minutes of charging gives you up to 70 minutes of use; be sure to fully charge before first use for maximum pleasure
• Put a “rocket in your pocket” and take the fun on the road cause the Fairy Pocket Mini is great for traveling
• Lithium ion battery technology with overcharge protection and charge light indicator
• Handy wrist strap and USB charging cord included (can only be charged via USB.

Great for People Who:

Want a small vibrator that still has super power for partner or solo play
Are Techno-geeks who love that they can charge their vibrator from their computer
Love the Fairy Mini Wand and want something similar for travel or that’s even more discreet

MY THOUGHTS:

Super fantastic that you can charge it via USB. We can ALL admit (even if it’s in your head) batteries can be an issue. And not a fun one. Truly could spoil a good moment and all.

The compact size of it is another plus. Makes not only for easy to carry with you which I honestly didn’t I’m just taking note of the idea BUT also…much easier to hide from snoopy kids.

These particular vibrator is not for the penetration pleasure. It’s best using on the outlying fun region.

Can double for massages and not on your happy place. If you just don’t “feel like it” but want to relax…give yourself a massage!

It’s lightweight but packs a good punch. *wink wink*

Now that you know the deets…get out and get one (or another one that is just as fun!) for yourself. And guess what? I have a festive discount code to use when you decide to purchase one:

USE GREER5 to get FREE SUPER SAVER SHIPPING on your ENTIRE order of $25 or more! Expires 7/31 so HURRY!

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So the other night I went out with my friends and we told another friend about the crane machine in our favorite local dive bar. See this crane machine you can win porn with a stuffed animal. No joke. So I decided to see what other goodies were in there now. And oh baby, they were goodies. I laughed. And of course like a good blogger…took pictures.

Those red packages are the porn movies. And they are full length B title porn if you are wondering. Or that’s all we have found this far.

Yes a vibrating sausage is exactly what you think it is. We wanted to win it though because it brought the all time best question.

Sausage? Which kind? Summer. Vienna. Breakfast.

I can’t remember what animal this was attached to. A penguin maybe?

Two things are funny about this minus the bear it’s attached to. 1. Novel”tease” and 2. “Hairy Cherry”.

Wanna know what’s amongst those sweet stuffed animal faces? A cock ring.

It’s like the where’s waldo of sex toys and porn.

And the next photos tickled me pink…

Think she was positioned this way purposely?

Hey I warned you fairly not to read this post. But since you stuck around, I’m curious what do you think the motto of this crane machine should be!?

I got a Velvet Touch Vibrator.

My first question to myself, was ‘how in the world do I start a review on this’. The answer came to me after thinking about my first sex toy experience. So here it is. My review on the Velvet Touch Vibrator from Eden Fantasys.

The first thought when using this is feel. The other toy I have felt like well, a frickin’ rock. No joke. It had no smoothness. The texture felt, for lack of a better word funky. This Velvet Touch, is just that, velvet. It’s smooth. No weird texture. While it is hard, (hehehe) it does have some give. Not that it’s flimsy, but I suppose from the feel of it, it makes it “user friendly”.

It does require batteries. As most do. So far no problems on that front. I has various speeds, I figured out quickly. That I like. Something I can control and not just a one speed.

The size is another thing. Not that I am looking for something gigantic, but something on the average length span. Something that is also semi – discreet. I don’t want something that is very easily seen and not easily hidden. I also don’t want to whip out something that would make a porn star say “holy shit”!

All around, for a newbie toy, this one is fantastic. Well worth the try. I would definitely recommend it those looking for a starter toy.

Remember to check out Eden Fantasys for all you “fun” needs!

Thanks to Eden Fantasys for the opportunity for this review. Before purchasing make sure you do your own research!

Now, I know what you are thinking…naughty. But not! If you are the lucky winner of this gift card, you have options to what you want to get with it!

You can get Vibrators, Toys For Not Just You, Toys For Men or just some, Sexy Lingerie!

So you do have your choice!!!

This is all new to me, not sex obviously, but the world of toys, slinky lingerie and the such. So let’s plunge into this world together!

Here’s the rules and how to enter:

Contest Ends 9/02/09 @ 11:59 PM Arizona Time
Open to US and Canada Residents Only

How To Enter:

1. Tell me (it doesn’t have to involve SEX!) one thing that was scary to try your first time.

(This is your first initial entry. All others are extra entries – this must be done first)

2. Visit Eden Fantasys. Tell me one thing you wouldn’t mind trying from them.

3. Blog About This Giveaway

4. Twitter This Giveaway (i.e. Eden Fantasy Gift Card Giveaway – link)

5. Follow Me On Twitter

6. Follow My Blog

7. Subscribe To My Feed (options on sidebar)

8. Fan This Blog On Facebook (option on sidebar)

9. Stumble This Post

10. Fave This Blog On Technorati

11. And for extremely fun extra entries – Follow Drew from Eden Fantasys on Twitter and tweet to him a new position you have tried! (Worth 5 Extra Entries!!!)

**Please leave a link to each thing you have done. 1 Tweet per day regarding tweeting this giveaway. If you already subscribe, follow, faved or fanned this page, please let me know it still counts. You can only tweet to Drew once for the extra five entries. Please leave a link to it. Leave a comment for each entry, I tweeted 1, I tweeted 2, etc.**

Good luck and let’s have some fun!!!!

Have you wanted to find that place where you feel comfortable talking about being sexy for your husband, connecting with other woman who may be able to give you tips, understand the ups and downs in that part of your relationship?

Looking for a place to find that oh so sexy lingerie for your wedding anniversary?

Well you need to check You Won’t Go Blind!

Here is some information about this site ~

They’ve even got an online forum to discuss everything!

All in all I have to say this is a very classy, informative, easily navigated, extremely fun site that everyone must check out!!!!

Go stop by and say hi and let them know I sent ya! You won’t be disappointed!!!!

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’
‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife.
‘I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,’ he answered. I’m going to have a beer.’
The wife said, ‘You want a beer, my love?’
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan . . All he could think of saying was, ‘Yes, Lollipop… but at the bar… You know… they have frozen glasses…
‘ He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, ‘You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?’
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, ‘Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?’
‘You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?’ She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps and little quiches.
‘But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…’
‘You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?’
OK, THEN, LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D’OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER. GOT IT, JACKASS?’… and they lived happily ever after.
Isn’t that a sweet story?
MADE MY EYES TEAR UP . .