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So as we now I am an adult. A woman. And my husband isn’t always home. You get where this is leading to right?! Good.

MyPleasure a leading online retailer of sex toys sent me a little novelty item to “play” around with and let you know what I think. First I know exactly your first thought, “Oh please dear lord don’t let her tell us about her orgasm in detail” and while I can be a pretty tacky person – I’m going to just let you sit there and wonder what the details are. Have fun with that.

I digress.

MyPleasure sent me the Fairy Pocket Mini USB.

About the Fairy Pocket Mini:

Everyone loves the original Fairy Mini Wand for its compact size and super power. But if you need something even smaller, but still want the power, go with the Fairy Pocket Mini.
At a mere 2.4 ounces with a overall size of 5 ¾” x 1″, this vibe puts the “rocket” in “pocket rocket” and will definitely get the job done, on the road, in the office … wherever and whenever you need it! And it charges right from your computer via USB!

• High-quality, dual-speed, Japanese motor (11,000 rpm) is very powerful (even on low) and super quiet
• Rechargeable … 90 minutes of charging gives you up to 70 minutes of use; be sure to fully charge before first use for maximum pleasure
• Put a “rocket in your pocket” and take the fun on the road cause the Fairy Pocket Mini is great for traveling
• Lithium ion battery technology with overcharge protection and charge light indicator
• Handy wrist strap and USB charging cord included (can only be charged via USB.

Great for People Who:

Want a small vibrator that still has super power for partner or solo play
Are Techno-geeks who love that they can charge their vibrator from their computer
Love the Fairy Mini Wand and want something similar for travel or that’s even more discreet

MY THOUGHTS:

Super fantastic that you can charge it via USB. We can ALL admit (even if it’s in your head) batteries can be an issue. And not a fun one. Truly could spoil a good moment and all.

The compact size of it is another plus. Makes not only for easy to carry with you which I honestly didn’t I’m just taking note of the idea BUT also…much easier to hide from snoopy kids.

These particular vibrator is not for the penetration pleasure. It’s best using on the outlying fun region.

Can double for massages and not on your happy place. If you just don’t “feel like it” but want to relax…give yourself a massage!

It’s lightweight but packs a good punch. *wink wink*

Now that you know the deets…get out and get one (or another one that is just as fun!) for yourself. And guess what? I have a festive discount code to use when you decide to purchase one:

USE GREER5 to get FREE SUPER SAVER SHIPPING on your ENTIRE order of $25 or more! Expires 7/31 so HURRY!

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So the other night I went out with my friends and we told another friend about the crane machine in our favorite local dive bar. See this crane machine you can win porn with a stuffed animal. No joke. So I decided to see what other goodies were in there now. And oh baby, they were goodies. I laughed. And of course like a good blogger…took pictures.

Those red packages are the porn movies. And they are full length B title porn if you are wondering. Or that’s all we have found this far.

Yes a vibrating sausage is exactly what you think it is. We wanted to win it though because it brought the all time best question.

Sausage? Which kind? Summer. Vienna. Breakfast.

I can’t remember what animal this was attached to. A penguin maybe?

Two things are funny about this minus the bear it’s attached to. 1. Novel”tease” and 2. “Hairy Cherry”.

Wanna know what’s amongst those sweet stuffed animal faces? A cock ring.

It’s like the where’s waldo of sex toys and porn.

And the next photos tickled me pink…

Think she was positioned this way purposely?

Hey I warned you fairly not to read this post. But since you stuck around, I’m curious what do you think the motto of this crane machine should be!?